10knotes:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

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(Source: thedaymarecollection, via detectivecabbage)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via drinkmasturbatecry)

thelevinemachine:

I am in love with Brooklyn college academic SUPERSTAR, Sarah Levitan. She is the lady from the Brooklyn college ads. She is the lady of my dreams."Goddess of the 1 Train: A Poem about Sarah Levitan"The princess of educationSmartest beauty in the landI see you every morningBut I’ve never touched your handYou smile in your circleHigh above the black speckled floorAcross from the newest novel by David BaldacciRight next to Doctor Jonathan ZizmorYour hair is darker than the darkest nightYour skin is warmer than the warmest lightYour sly little smirk says “Oh Eitan, Yeah right!”It’s clear you are totally Jewish, a stone cold semiteLet’s build a castle up in the clouds in Shamayim*Let’s have some kids and move out to Long Island"DOOO DOOO’ I gotta go, i’ll miss you, honey bunBecause you are the best part of the Uptown 1 *Jewish Heaven

thelevinemachine:

I am in love with Brooklyn college academic SUPERSTAR, Sarah Levitan. She is the lady from the Brooklyn college ads. She is the lady of my dreams.

"Goddess of the 1 Train: A Poem about Sarah Levitan"

The princess of education
Smartest beauty in the land
I see you every morning
But I’ve never touched your hand

You smile in your circle
High above the black speckled floor
Across from the newest novel by David Baldacci
Right next to Doctor Jonathan Zizmor

Your hair is darker than the darkest night
Your skin is warmer than the warmest light
Your sly little smirk says “Oh Eitan, Yeah right!”
It’s clear you are totally Jewish, a stone cold semite

Let’s build a castle up in the clouds in Shamayim*
Let’s have some kids and move out to Long Island
"DOOO DOOO’ I gotta go, i’ll miss you, honey bun
Because you are the best part of the Uptown 1 

*Jewish Heaven

blazin-smaug:

~how high can the sycamore grooow?~

blazin-smaug:

~how high can the sycamore grooow?~

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture

(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

(via ponyregrets)

"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

(via amhrancomhrac)

unicornempire:

Salt & Burn is finally available online! It’s been a long and winding road, but now you and your friends can hunt the things that go bump in the night! Play as a Hunter of the supernatural that travels the board, killing monster and saving lives. The first Hunter to save 10 lives wins the game! You can read more about the game in the Etsy listing or visit saltandburn.com to see other people playing the game and read the rules.

We also have the Bitten Booster Pack and the Brothers Booster Pack available, each one adding extra gameplay and alternate methods of play.

Due to problems with our laser cutter, we only have enough of the original laser-cut acrylic player tokens and hearts for 25-30 games. After those are sold, we’re going to be revisiting the game and replacing the tokens with cardboard chits, so if you want to get the full original game, here’s your chance. Thanks guys, happy hunting!

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

starkundeinsam:

hyperactivetardis:

lumos5001:

noworries-justdisney:

     So, I was watching Meet the Robinsons last night and this scene came up, and then this just sort of…happened.

not sure whether i should laugh or be worried

On a scale of Bowler Hat Guy to Elsa how well do you move past bad experiences in your life?

eren jäger

(via ladynorthstar)

drinkmasturbatecry:

kaynibbler16:

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

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here is their kickstarter

i was kind of skeptical about this until i saw that they designed it to take a standard black HP ink cartridge

(Source: Engadget)